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when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. Then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.
My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.
A Park Service employee who regularly herds turkeys. Also know as a Posie Sniffer.
I've been dating this hot girl that work up in the park. She's a total turkey herder!
Jimmy was hot turkey when he decided to fill Principal Welker's car up with large dildos.
state a penis is in when wet and erected
"Nah my dude you don't even know,he was sooo turkey-boysted!"
"Fuck man I'm to turkey-boysted right now!"
The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.
My girlfriend was having a stressful day until I bust out the twerky turkey on the bed.
A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.
That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.