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Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.
My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.
Anal Chickens
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The sexual act of Analing a chicken with either a dog and mayo or 5 black guys all named white people names chant devil curses to your penis as the penetration happens to the chicken.
“Let’s get 5 black guys named white people names and anal chickens tonight!”
A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.
Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?
The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.
"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."
When you give your wife, fianceè, girlfriend or young stallion, anal sex on your yacht or a family/friend members yacht.
Joe says to his wife.... "hey baby want some yacht anal"
Joe's wife says... "sure I got some lube and the water is very rough so it should slip right in".
A severely damaged anus that has gone through heavy trauma such as sexual/penetrative or rectal experimentation that caused multiple fissures, prolapse and even gaping. Sloppy milfs often beg for it and return for more.
Chloe had to take a break from her road trip because we had wreckit anal. She liked it because she came back for more !