bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.

I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.

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Chill Bean

To stay calm or to be a very cool person :)

Hey! Will you CHILL BEAN?
You're getting sweat all over me!
OR
AYE! CHILL BEAN COME HERE!

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team bean

when you are a mexican or latino, you play for team bean.

Don't hire him Adam, he plays for team bean.

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Jelly Bean

n. a person who is jealous of you because they suck taint

Andrew was being a jelly bean because I'm overly-talented.

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alex the bean

A nigger that is as white as Casper the ghost and looks like the biggest bean in the world, also has the biggest forehead u have ever seen

Look at Alex the bean his forehead is so big

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bum bean

bum beans are the bits of poo that stick on your bum hairs lol

ive got some right bum beans

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drop a bean

taking a quick and tiny pellet-like shit

or

in sexual intercourse, failing to pull out in the nick of time - therefore leaving a bean-sized amount of jiz in the vajayjay

"Dude you weren't in the bathroom long at all"

"Yeah, I only had to drop a bean."

or

"Omg, I'm so scared I might be pregnant!"

"Wait, I thought he pulled out?"

"Ugh, he did. But he totally dropped a bean."

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