Poo Bear

A hideous nickname for a tall lengthy man who lives in a basement.

Poo Bear, make me a sandwich and get me a beer

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mother bear

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This is the TRUE definition of mother bear. Mother bear is used as an exclamation to show the highest or lowest (depending on the context) possible level for something to achieve. In other words, it represents the epitome of any adjective. All you have to do is use it in a simile or a metaphor (metaphors are much more common). For example, if something is ANGRIER THAN A MOTHER BEAR, it is not possible to be any angrier than that, period. If it is incredibly cold outside, like absolute zero, then it is COLDER THAN A MOTHER BEAR. Get it?

Dale: That joke that Jeff Foxworthy told last night was hilarious!

John: It wasn't hilarious....it was funnier than a mother bear!

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Pinga-Bear

a slang term for a woodlouse (chucky pig) used in south west england, cheshire west and parts of australia. First used by Birchface.

have you seen the size of that Pinga-Bear!?

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mocha bear

Term for a man who is half white, half black in ethnicity and also has the temper of a recently awakened from hibernation bear.

The inner mocha bear in Devon came out when the grocery store was out of Colt .45

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Bear Glove

It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.

I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.

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Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

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build a bear

To put the stuffin' to a girl

What'd you two do last night? Man, I build a bear'd her so good.

I'd like to build a bear that girl.

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