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When someone takes a shit and flushes the bowl but then when you walk by it smells like something died in there
My girl Helena straight up took a shit at work and after she flushed it smelled like a dead bowl up in there
A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.
Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.
When a chicks on the rag and pisses in te toilet and never flushes
I walked in to a public restroom stall and saw the burgundy dirty toilet bowl
The act of taking a Latina anal whore who is on her period and puking into her gaping asshole, sticking your dick into her asshole, nutting into it, then eating everything out of the holes.
The hot Taco Bell worker let me give her a guacamole bowl on her break.
When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
Code among men for when they want sex
Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then