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Mr Moran = Mr Burns

Mr Moran, the teacher of teachers, is also Mr Burns from The Simpsons.

I saw Mr Burns in the Simpsons today. I saw Mr Moran today at school. You saw the same person in different places. Mr Moran = Mr Burns

by brocousinbro November 13, 2023


kirstin burns

A boss ass bitch . She is a Beautiful/Sexy beast .. She is loved by few and hated by many . She doesn't give a fuck what you think about her , she loves herself and that's all that matters . She will do anything for her family and friends . She is the type of Person that is always there for people when they need a friend.. But I'm also the girl who faces many issues alone , but will do anything to see someone smile . And she has a big booty and curly hair

Damn look at kirstin burns 😍

by Ohyeahhkee March 08, 2016


cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.

Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!

by Karl Bemanzoni March 08, 2014


Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it

“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize

by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018


burning Swedish meatball

During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.

Sara i did the burning swedish meatball with my boyfriend.

by jo m4ma February 19, 2021


What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024


Danny burns

A monstrosity with the head resembling of a peanut and is a cannabis junkie

Friend: Danny u ugly cunt u look like a peanut

Danny burns:geez a sec

by Miguel2fat April 18, 2023