When an a person of Afro-Carribean decent inserts their penis into a bit of snow
It snowed heavily last night, so Mike did a bit of dark frosting
You get a blowjob, but you have to avoid your penis being bitten during it.
Damn, that bitch gave a me a Dark Souls Blowie.
An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.
"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."
An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get
"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"
The best thing ever to be ever made.
A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat
A symbol of love and hate, water and fire, the dark and the sun.
You are cool, like the dark bat