The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.
Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.
Man, I was Blake Drunk last night. Good times!
Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!
Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol
When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
When a drunk person attempts to do science.
I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!
1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.
2) The pinnacle of inebriation.
I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.
When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!
Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!
Your Pippy Drunk!