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The act of debating religion via Facebook, typically using status updates or wall posts.
Guy 1- There has yet to be any evidence to suggest the existence of a God.
Guy 2- Did you see that guy's Facebook theology status?
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An increasingly common condition already afflicting hundreds of thousands worldwide, Facebook Tourette’s renders its victims incapable of discerning the appropriateness of public posts on Facebook. Victims feel compelled to post every detail of the minutia of their lives on the social networking site for everyone to read. In addition, they feel as though they are required to respond to the posts of others, no matter how mundane their responses may be.
If left untreated, Facebook Tourette’s can eventually morph into a full-blown version, whereby its victims feel obliged to share private details about their lives, leading to a host of potentially mortifying revelations shared freely with the entire world.
Dude, you'll never believe what your mom posted on your wall. I know she can't help it, though. That's her Facebook Tourette's talkin'
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A Facebook friend that you do not know, and only added them because of mutual friends. Usually done to beef up one's profile.
DAVID: "Sean Westford" hhmm, 146 friends in common, I'll add him with a friend request. SEAN: *IGNORE* David:*Sends Message* "Dude did you ignore my friend request" Sean: I don't want a Facebook Friend, not a Facebook aquaintance
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(n.)
Someone who frequently changes his or her profile picture on Facebook
John is such a facebook chamelion, it always throws me off when he writes on my wall 'cause it changes all the fucking time!
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A person that spends far too much time logged into the website named facebook.
Good god Xavier is still online, he is a facebook fag!
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Someone that feels the need to make a joke out of every post they see.
Me: Looking to buy a lab coat
Facebook Troll Nita: I have a jedi cloak.
Me: Troll!
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someone who does not belong on facebook. often resented by older facebook members for intruding. (aka middle school kids)
"Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are thirteen (13) years of age or older, and users of the Site under 18 who are currently in high school or college. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 13, or by anyone who is under 18 and not in high school or college, is unauthorized, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use." - facebook terms of use
sam: damn, look at all these stupid facebook polluters!
ray: i know! my little brother has one, and he's not even thirteen yet! i oughta beat his ass!
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