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When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.
I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?
When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”
When someone sends you several texts in rapid succession, while you are still trying to really to the first one.
Dude, chill, I can't keep up with the rapid fire text
Took a bad situation and made it worse.
The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relief pitcher came in and threw gas on the fire, giving up more hits and walks, and eventually a run.
When a company, more often a large corporation, fires you in a way that has some parallels to the way members of a mob are killed. Usually involving a seemingly normal scheduled meeting (that is actually a firing meeting) where you walk into an unforeseen trap of one or more members of management waiting there for you before proceeding to terminate you from your job. The firing often follows a party, or a meal for all of the employees and sometimes you will not be allowed to go back to your desk to gather your things.
*message pops up on computer: “just a reminder that we have a meeting scheduled in the conference room at 3:00. Come in once you’ve finished eating your pizza and wings we got for the department”
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Walks unsuspectingly into Conference room to see several members of Management and an HR rep.
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“We’re going to have to let you go” ... “what, why?! What did I do?”... “Ok. Well,I’ll go gather my things, I guess”
“There’s no need for that, we’ll mail them to you”
... “So first you feed me, and then you fire me?!”
Talks to friend later “Dude, I got Mob Style Fired Today. First they fed me, and then they called me into a trap meeting where they fired me and told me they would mail me my things I left at my desk. It was like what happens in a mob movie, bro”