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Cody was having happy dappy time at an appropriate time
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Girl asking boy what's he is doing, and seeing that he is watching WW2 movies on History Channel exclaims: "Oh, it's Happy Holidays with Hitler again!"
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1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere
Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.
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It`s a happy drinkin` day! A day when you are so drunk you literally love your drunk buddy.
-Let`s have another drink pal!
-Yeaaaah! This shot is for you my friend! Happy Ballantine`s!
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a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.
Last night I was really slapping the happy camper !
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the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.
The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.
Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.
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When a woman wants to be tied up like a cow and used for breeding only.
Jess is one “happy little cow”
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