truddy is god and we must love her

when taco man not selling free tacos

wtf why is the truddy is god and we must love her doing what he does everyday

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I wouldn’t back my car in her garage

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.

That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.

Hot until she opens her mouth

A hot girl that you see looks quite attractive until she starts talking, Once you hear her voice you become immediately repulsed

Pat: did you see that bad bitty by the produce isle

Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth

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I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.

BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!

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Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

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I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

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how long you been knowing him/her?

how long have you known the person in question?

person#1. how long you been knowing him/her?

person#2. I been knowing him/her for long time

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