A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.
Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.
They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way
Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast
Play on word/film title: human centipede
Another type of lol
Used in convosation
Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!
Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols