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When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.
Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.
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(1) The act of falsely accusing/convicting someone innocent and bullying him until he commits suicide.
(2) When something is pog.
(1) "Damn, he fucking killed himself. Now that's a reddit moment!"
(2) "The boyardee bandit is a reddit moment because it's pog."
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A tumbleweed moment is when someone says something awkward and nobody says anything for some time.
Person 1: OMG I just got a pet dog, I love him so much!
Person 2: I know right, I love dogs too! They taste especially great in gravy.
Person 1: Um...
Person 3: What a tumbleweed moment.
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a moment in time where your brain fades and you cannot remember what you were saying, or cannot recall the meaning of something important. similar to a blond moment, but caused by age rather than hair color. sometimes occurs due to being impaired by weed, alcohol, or meds
me: yo, what was the name of that chick I banged in your parents bed? the hot one with the great titties? shit! what was her name?!
you: damn dude, you having a geritol moment? that was Stacy and she was outrageous!!
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To have a Samira Moment means you have a moment of blank thought
I just ate my own booty hole, I must be having a Samira Moment
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When you reach peak enlightenment, occurs after an extended period of nofap.
Person 1:" dude I'm on a 2 month streak of nofap!"
Person 2: "that's a mug moment!"
Person 1: "it truly is a mug moment."
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When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.
OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments
maltesermoments Blond moments for brunettes moments malteser
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