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When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.
Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .
Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .
Girl 3- Bet .
Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .
All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.
damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"
curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
A war that takes place on the internet that should not be taken seriously, for the whole joke. See Pewdiepie vs T Series
internet wars are a fun way of wasting time
When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
the act of chawing or dipping online with another friend though a social site ie. Facebook Myspace etc...
chat chat chat... "hey im about to throw in a lip" "dude no way im just about to do the same!!" internet chaw initiated
A link that takes you to a website from an email.
"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"
The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search
Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .
Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.