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Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner
I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus
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A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.
Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
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Also meaning it's okay don't worry no problem it's cool or it's all Jesus hats Jesus was good so it's all good
Don't worry about it it's all Jesus
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A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
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a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.
Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.
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I guy that likes to flirt a shit load and usually gets girls to flirt back......but not in front of their boyfriend.he is amazing at pulling in girls,but People close to him don't think that.side hoes are easy for him, now all he needs is a Maine girl
Latino jesus:hey you got nice tits
Girl1: thanks(;
Jesus:can I touch them .
Girl 1: sure....wait my bf coming get away
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A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.
Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.
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