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a way to masturbate, by gently squeezing the bottom of your tip
"No hand jobs tonight baby, my dick is too sore."
"How about a tip jack?"
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To meet jack Brb I’m gonna go meet jack; dang I really need to meet jack right now I haven’t in hours.
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having a girl lay on her back on the floor with ass in the air while you are horizontal above her with hands on the coutch and feet on end table jack hammering the piss out of her.
Mike broke the table last night tying out the jack hammer on his new girl.
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Submitting this because all the definitions are wrong. This term originated back in the 90's when Jack in the Box made national news from a bunch of stores getting people sick with E. Coli bacteria, which is basically from shit contamination. Hence, Jack in the Crack was born.
Hey, wanna go to Jack in the Crack?
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The act of someone stealing your definition on urban dictionary. It starts by you making up your own clever word that you think would be perfect for Urban Dictionary only to see that someone already defined it 3-to-5 years earlier. Results of being defijacked include, but are not limited to: complaing about it on Facebook and or Myspace, telling all your friends that the first definitions were actually you, and suicide.
After using the term "CTS"(Chuckle To Self) for about a week, Sam decided to put it on UD. You can imagine his disapointment when he saw that some punk had Defi-jacked it 3-to-5 years before hand. He immediatly started complaing about it on Facebook and he continued his rant until he decided to kill himself.
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Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
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damn he rocks, hes the manliest guy on tv. and as for his daughter kim all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
jack bauer rocks so hard it hurts
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