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An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.
My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?
Jacob is Obese as fuck! If you ever meet a Jacob he is definitely addicted to video games. He is very kind and funny but can be annoying sometimes too. If you find a Jacob don’t let him go.
Woah your getting big like Jacob !
Very fat, super gay and has the head of Steve from Minecraft
Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke
The cringiest kid in the world that no one likes. He's lonely and will never get a girlfriend. That one kid that plays Valorant 24/7 hours a day but is still gurbage at the game.
Person 1: Hey who's that kid in the corner sitting alone and crying because he has no friends?
Person 2: Oh that's Jacob
Jacob is a fuck boy. he used harriet for the summer punani. it lasted too long he had to lie to her when they broke up. lol
sike she a hoe who fucks haaris. jacob gets girls pregnant in spain and sheffield 2 weeks after they break up. lol what a life.
jacob has a small willay ps hes gay
Fucken legend, defo has mate called Cameron who’s like 6’7 and has some mad wig.
Jacob also has no legs cause his dad hits him
Jacob: want a drink lad
Mate: nah
Jacob: Ye having a fucken drink
Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.
Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.