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A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!
When your stomach instantly turns sour and suddenly you are rushing to the bathroom like your life depends on it to avoid violently shitting your pants where you stand.
Most often following a night of heavy drinking, or gambling and losing on a new food truck.
"That Thai place last night really did a number on me, I had a Rush n' Gush moment at work and barely made it in time!"
When a partnered person has a sex date, i.e., a date specifically for sex, with another and then on return tells their partner the details of their sex.
Many Hot Wives prefer to date n tell than have hub watch.
When you receive nudes on Snapchat and attempt to masturbate over them.
I just tried to snap n' fap over my girlfriend and failed.
The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.
Sometimes unintentional.
Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.
Hey Sally care to join me in the toilets for some Stratos 'n chill
A drug buying term, similar to "cop n roll" which you hear all the time on the streets if you've ever bought street drugs. It means grab your sh-t from out of my hand and keep it moving. Everyone here is apparently too innocent to know this b/c everyone thinks it has something to do with their butt sack and their nut crack.
Got them whites & blues, 10 or 100 for a bundle, whatchoo need, pinch n roll homie