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A skin in Fortnite with a ugly ass blue helmet, always kills u immediatly when he downs u in squads or duos. the person behind the controller has no friends and jerks off in a sock every night. doesnt know how to get girls and sucks dick every day
ow wow he killed me, such a fake broer
After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
A person who acts like a real friend but in the end he is a lying sack of shit with a tiny penis. Who gags on dick for a loving
Michael is a fake niggah