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hey bud u got 25 cents

A line that only pedos use to get you in their rape van for sexy children time.

hey bud u got 25 cents

by XxUrMomGayNoUxX April 9, 2018

2πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!

Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! is what I'm thinking after I suck off all the cadets in my pod.

I just sucked cumgasms out of all my roomies, and now -- Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!

by eda-skip October 11, 2021

516πŸ‘ 591πŸ‘Ž


Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)

I can't tell you, baby, what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
… I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go, and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go
… Don't know what you got 'til it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song

And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love, it falls like rain
Ain't the same
… I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul, I just can't take another day
Who's to blame?
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go
… Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… Do you wanna see me beggin' baby
Can't you give me just one more day?
Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately?
I've been lookin' for the words to say

by Death Menace December 8, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

john0512 orz

that's we say in every single conversation
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter

bruh i failed mathcounts states bro
ok but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

by j55406 July 27, 2022

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009


Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up!

a stupid tiktok audio. Used when you see a bug right beside you and say this when you jump 6 ft into the air while you run or when you get a C- and can’t be bother enough

Pico: My ice cream melted
The pedo uncle: Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up! now suck my dick like you sucked that ice cream i bought you

by Caffeinataed April 19, 2021

10πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž