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Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner
I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus
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A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.
Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."
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Also meaning it's okay don't worry no problem it's cool or it's all Jesus hats Jesus was good so it's all good
Don't worry about it it's all Jesus
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A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
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a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.
Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.
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A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.
"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"
"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"
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a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.
Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.
Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!
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