Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.

This is why health class is so self-explanatory!

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So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

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make me feel so ja

"make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."

"Ach, John Kerry makes me feel so ja!"
Ant, "George Bush makes me feel so very, very nein."

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so i heard you liek mudkips

Its a meme originated on 4chan.

person 1; so i heard you liek mudkips?
person2; hell yeah me liek mudkips.

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This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow

James: I just got ligma
Robert: This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.

Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!

We hate peekos and so do you

The motto of Chess Club We hate Peekos. It is a really good motto.

Friend: Do you like peekos? I do.
Me: WE HATE PEEKOS AND SO DO YOU MEANWHILE I AM NOT COMMINGLED TRASH, BRO!