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An expression said in response to an an unbelievable fact or piece of news.
Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.
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To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
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To forgive or to squash a problem
guy 1: Your gay
guy 2: Your mom's gay
guy 1: I dare you to say that again
guy 3: Guys, guys, lets just chill, make peace and have babies :)
y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick
Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.
-cupcakke
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A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.
The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"
Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"
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When you take early morning pisses and forget to flush for consecutive days. The piss keeps adding up and gets a real nasty rotten piss smell. After a week, scoop a sippy cup in the toilet, call up some buds, and go get drunk.
Eg. How to make colt 45
Dude, I'm so fuckin' drunk. This is a fuckin' good night.
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Wow, your breath literally smells like piss.
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When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.
Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.
Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.