a hot sexy young man and husband of jacey. he likes legos and gets major bitches 24/7
yoo look is that tory peters at the strip club!??!??!/1
the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶
helly and peter : “we are better than all you bitches”
He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.
“Hey, it’s Peter Frickface!”
“It looks like his circuits are broken!”
Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.
liberal asswipe ... canadian (red flag)... shorty... is in love with his cats (creepy love not wholesome) ... racist (big red flag)... faking his whole engagement (we all know hes gay)... whitewashed
A: why is there a gnome in my backyard???
B: thats just peter L he's waiting for his cat to come home
A: why is he purring at his cat??
B: catfucker.
when your stupid enough to counterfit money and get caught.
did you hear what peter pietra did? i heard he was peter pietra-ing!
Are you gonna finish that Sandwich
"Hey Peter? Are you gonna finish that Sandwich