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When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?
Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.
A term used to describe the sea cadets
We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates
One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:
1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"