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When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed. It is like the game of horse shoes because you have to try to land an object (the vagina) around a pole (the penis).
Dude Mary tried to "play horseshoes" on me last night. I think I broke my dick.
Playing horse shoes hurts man. It's nothing like the yard game.
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A skill-less player who plays Madden Online and knows only 5 plays max, all of which are near unstoppable unless you manually control the defensive player and pick his shit off and run it back.
Will quit when you figure out how to stop him and claim you are a cheap player
"vickisgod3 is such a gimmick play faggot, the motherfucker only runs the same 2 fucking plays and then he's pulling the plug when you figure him out."
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After Mike hit that last night, he's switched sides and is playing for the other team now.
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Describing one's self as a gay, otherwise known as a sped monkey retard jew.
Yeah i play terraria. So what?
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Buzzword (technically phrase) frequently used to describe the 'culture' of a company, particularly startups or larger corps trying to project a cool image. In serious usage it's intended to imply that while there's a lot to do it's never thankless and that employees enjoy the experience overall; in practice, it generally means you're going to be working a lot of late nights without overtime for fear you won't be seen as a 'team player'; if you're lucky, this is recompensed by an open bar at the company holiday party.
You're probably not lucky, if you've taken a job where this was supposed to be one of the selling points.
"This is a really vibrant, growing organization. People love it here. We work hard and play hard." -- an interviewer you should not trust with your life or your livelihood. Run.
A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.
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When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.
Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.
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