How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available
(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"
Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.
Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?
When your dog poops a big pile of crap in part of the yard and all of a sudden a storm kicks up and spreads pieces all over the lawn.. Tumble poop.
Look at all the tumble poop across the yard! I just stepped in tumble poop!
A bathroom fan, that is commonly turned on when pooping to try to get rid of the smell.
"Aw shit, the poop fans on. She's gonna take a minute."
The sound poop makes as it hits the water; the splashing noise as one defecates
Mike was hitting it off with his wife's family until his poop plunk episode ruined his luck.
the deleting of any and all junk or non essential emails, programs, or anything useless on your computer.
I've got over 200 junk emails, time to take an e-poop.