A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).
Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.
In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.
Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin
one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.
Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.
After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.
Espically good when pooping outside
It was okay that the bathroom ran out of toilet paper, I had an angel poop anyway.
That first shit you take after a big cup of coffee
Guys gotta jet, that double espresso has me needing to hyper poop
poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown
bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..