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Somebody getting neurotic about something and inviting others into their crazy thought process.
Guy #1: jen was tripping about kim saying "this place smells like a hospital." Then, jen started asking her friends to unfriend kim and take her side.
Guy#2: it sounds like jen is road tripping, asking all her friends to get in on her neurosis.
Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.
Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.
When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit
Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump
When someone hits it and leaves you for dead
Laid out like road kill after that dick down
An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?
life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention
broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”
“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’
‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
"All roads lead to looks" is a term inspired by the saying, "All roads lead to Rome" which means no matter what you do you will probably get to the same place; no matter what path you take
"All roads lead to looks" means no matter what you do or what path you take, everything in life comes down to looks
It was originally coined by the incel community, a men's rights movement; where the phrase was introduced to shed light on the struggles ugly men have to face
It essentially argues no matter what road they take, if they're not good looking they won't succeed in certain aspects of life like having sex; or life in general
In other words, some may even phrase it as, "Chad always wins in the end"
"Little did he know, his fate was written. All roads lead to looks."