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1. When you have a kick ass job earning in the six figures yet you still have a beater car and a small shoe box house with a huge mortgage.
2. The disbelief of earning a huge income yet still just living an average life in the Bay Area.
Guy 1. Are you going to the SF Giants Game tonight?
Guy 2. Nah Man those tickets are expensive.
Guy 1. I thought your company just went public?!
Guy 2. Yeah it did but I'm San Francisco rich.
When a woman is having sex with a man and she tells him to keep going, but he interprets that to mean that she wants him to ejaculate inside her.
Shelly was having sex with James when he San Diegoed her.
Group of girls who neglect someone on the same vacation
Maria really San Diegoed her when she didn’t include someone in the picture
Doing coke and mdma while drinking the breast milk of a pregnant woman
Before I headed to the bar I thought to myself, I could really go for a white San Franciscan to start off the night.
the act of pulling a san bene. when an event is pulled up on T.V. or national media
person 1: did you hear about those kids who jacked a indian statue?
Person 2: YEA MAN!!!! they totally pulled a san bene
Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?
Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
a small ass town in southern texas that’s filled with rednecks
person: i once bought some questionable substances from san leon, texas