An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.
Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker
1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.
2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.
Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins
A sausage that is drizzled in fiery, orange hair. This phenomenon occurs when a ginger haired chef is not wearing a hairnet when preparing the sausages.
Shit man, I just took a bite out of my plump sausage and I got a mouthful of orange hair! The chef shed all over my sausage and transformed it into a fiery sausage!
It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier
Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.
When you deep throat someone's dick and you think it tastes sweet
I deep throated my bf's dick and it tasted sweet, I think he has a Diabetes Sausage
A Boy Scout, or someone associated with the Boy Scouts.
Boy: I have to go to a Boy Scout meeting later.
Girl: You mean a Sausage Scout meeting?