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The process of administering a handjob while wearing awesome sunglasses.
Jessica walked into the room wearing her awesome sunglasses and administered a rock star handjob
ENHYPEN is the GLOBAL RISING STAR. they are known for their visuals, vocals, dancing skills and were given this title (along with many others such as MONSTER ROOKIES and 4TH GEN HOT ICON) for their growth in speed.
“the title GLOBAL RISING STAR follows ENHYPEN wherever they go!”
Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.
Noun - A bisexual person born by cesarean section who has never touched genitals other than his own.
I am bisexual, a virgin and was born by c-section. This makes me a platinum star bisexual.
Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.
A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.
Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.
Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star
Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?
Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.
Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.