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Wrong Island Iced Tea

Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.

I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.

by DcDavis October 30, 2018


grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


You In Eye Tea Why

1 A confuzzling group words mushed together to make a powerful word called UNITY.
2 A jumble of words that take the majority of people a long period of time to understand/get it.
3 The words of a person who got tea in their eye and they are perplexed because they do not know why.

1 While I was walking down the street I saw a guy iwth a shirt that said "You In Eye Tea Why" I think he was some kind of hippie or something.
2 WTF does You In Eye Tea Why mean?? Holy crappers this is driving me nucking futs!!!
3 ....It's self explanitory ^...........

by Unknown Foreigner June 28, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


1970s Tea Towel Holder

An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.

Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.

by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems

Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!

by PinkComet69 July 11, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


no tea no shade just lemonade

no gossip (tea) no being mean and roasting people (throwing shade) it's just lemonade! explained by me and created by Tana Mongeau

we are just friends no tea no shade just lemonade

by hiwelcometochilli's November 25, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Southern Style Sweet Tea

This is a sex position in which the female lays down in the fetal position while the male puts both of his legs over her hips. The male proceeds to push down his penis into either the females rectum or vagina.

"I had a great Southern Style Sweet Tea with my boyfriend last night!"

by Datnigga666 January 12, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž