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A girl who is really short and tempermental. Will easily get mad when you insult her height.
Wow she's only 5'1"? She's an Emily
Emily is a queen. Emily probably found a gender/sexuality off of the internet and calls herself that. But it's cool, because she's Emily. Emily is known as a crackhead in memes, but... if you meet a Emily, she is actually a cool person to hang around with. There are two types of Emily's; One Emily..: *confident + curious + funny + popular* - Another Emily..: *shy + nice + insecure + sad + (and other weird shit.)*
Guy: Hey man... who's that?
Guy 2: She's Emily... i've been crushing on her for years.. and pretty much everyone else has too.
OR
Guy: Who's that?
Guy 2: That's Emily, she's pretty weird. she's shy and doesn't talk much.. but i've heard if you get to know her, she's pretty cool.
Emily’s are pick me girls. Most of them also posers. One will be giddy, Christian, hyper, straight, and frown on drugs and sex. But then try to be emo, such is the poser part. They are also pick me’s, as they try to be close with anyone that shows them a shred of kindness. They’ll befriend mostly guy’s, in the hopes one will like them, because they only feel worth something if in a relationship. Such is a pick me, this is the way of Emily.
Friend 1”Heyyy Emily! Me and the girls are gonna go smoke weed and talk about satanism you coming?”
Emily:”ew what- I’ll burn your weed that’s bad. And I love god” (meanwhile wearing black, mascara, chokers and necklaces)
Example 2
“Emily has like 10 guy friends and she says she would date almost all of them”
“Emily likes any band jack does”
“Emily will date anyone who proposes that she isn’t close with “
An Emily is a cis, straight white girl who tries to do things that would make her 'not like other girls' she also usually says things like 'i' m not like other girls' or 'i' m so quirky'
remember:it's not meant to offend someone, not every Emily is like this don't judge anyone basing yourself out of definition like this
'did you see what (person name) sayd, she' s such an Emily'
or
x:'i' m not like other girls, i only have guy friends cause all the girls are whores' y:'oh God, your such an Emily'
Emily is the shortest mf you're ever gonna meet. She mostly hands out with black people and you barely see her talking to the hispanics in the hallway. She'll constantly annoy you about food and always get her food taken by her homies cuz she's too short to defend herself. If a nigga had to ask her what type of guy she likes, she'd choose a female right in front of the man. In all honesty tho she is a kind, caring, loyal friend who you could prolly trust with your life if you had to. The only thing you shouldn't do tho is promise her McDonalds, cuz she'll hound you like a dog until she gets it. LOL!
She is such a Emily
Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.
Emily, why you so short?
What kind of name is Emily?
Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!
Can you believe what Emily just did?!
EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.
either the funniest motherfucker you've ever met or the most annoying bitchass whore you wish you'd never laid eyes on.
Person 1: "lmao emily is so funny bruh"
Person 2" "nah bro fuck emily she a bitch ong."
Person 1: "fuck her? you think she'd let me? i wish!"
Person 2: "you're actually down bad gtf.."
someone who is very pathetic. They believe that the person that they love will always come back to them. even tho they've never been out with this person in public. not for lack of trying and definitely not because they have a five-year age gap. pathetic but very smexy. also emo... VERY emo
Emily wishes that the love of her life would come back to her.