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Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.
Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!
When you have a crush on someone of the same sex. Unless this person identifies as heterosexual, then you're basically doomed 🤪.
Me: Yo I have a gay crush
Bsf: She's straight isnt she
me: yeah 😭
When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
Justin:
So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...
Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery
Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane
Give your crush a smooch on the cheek
London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
June 11 is national crush day where all lonely men kiss there crush
Kiss your crush day is where men kiss there favorite female