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Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour
Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.
This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.
Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes
Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.
Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.
Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.
Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.
Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.
When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
It’s a code name for a blow job.
Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj
You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.
-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"
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