Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.
I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.
snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.
Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"
A hillbillies penis.
And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.
She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.
The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.
A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke
Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?