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A war lasting from 1914 to 1918 between two groups of allied countries, the Allied and the Central Powers.
Important Allied Powers:
The British Empire
France
Russia (Until 1917)
United States (After 1917)
Important Central Powers:
Germany
Austria
The Ottoman Empire
This unfortunate conflict led to the deaths of millions of men on each side, nearly an entire generation wiped out. Entire classes of schoolboys signed up and died together.
The fighting parties at that time - Spring 1917 - were ready for peace when America entered. The 1916 disasters of Jutland, Verdun and Somme had taken most, if not all, of the fighting spirit out of Germany, Britain and France. There had been already several peace-proposals from German and Austrian sides and there were attempts at mediation going on by neutral Danish, Swedish and even American negotiators. Peace at that moment would have saved over one million British, French, American, and other lives. But because the United States suddenly wanted their share of the war all peace-talk became useless.
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A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.
Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
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goin down on ur girl while she is on her period, using ur mouth u take her tampon out and shake it vigoriously splattin blood all over your face.
i did an indian war chief last and then threw up
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We are a group of bikers that will soon take to the roads leaving nothing but dirt. Listening to the radio. Just being a bunch of bad asses. Our symbol is a pig with tusks wearing sun glasses riding a motor cycle.
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To make war not love, you are saying that you encourage war and support it.
This doesn't mean that these people have love. They are people not afraid to go on the line of duty for their country.
Republican: Lets make war not love!
Democrat: Im scared of everything; including the sun.
Republican: Which is why the 2 greatest Presidents were both repbulicans
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trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!
the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!
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A game commonly played by Call of Duty 4 rejects and those too poor to afford Halo 3 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Gears of War gives these players a high sensation, causing them to go online and boast about how good they are, thus inflating their egos to the point where they become delirious and begin to say "Nigger" all the time, though most of them are small, white 13 year old virgins. They feel the need to defend their egos by any means, whether it be lag switching and screaming "HOST!!!" whenever someone kills them and threatening . Gears of War
"Yeah what now eat my lancer bastard. I'm a G at Gears of War 2"
*sniped"
"HOST!!! Oh my god fucking niggers man."
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