hes basically ajax come on guys
Listen up y'all 'cause this is it The beat that I'm banging is delicious Tartagalicious definition Make the girls go loco They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo You can see me, you can squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Girls just come and go like seasons Tartagalicious But, I ain't promiscuous And if you ☝🏻 was suspicious
ginger thoma
You are sorta gay but I love you anyway boo x
Emlyn Thomas is a gay lord that has a big penis x
Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
sexy ranger who greatly dislikes lilah Harding
Went to school with dinosaurs
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:
listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only
my cover teacher mr thomas is immortal
An angry Canadian man who teaches RS and loves ice hockey stands in the humanities block 24/7 and gets people detentions for having their shirt untucked.
oh look it's Mr Thomas better tuck in our shirts