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When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick
Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good
A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.
Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle
Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.
I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"