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After the male preforms anal sex he pulls out and punches the female in the back of the head watching her pink sock contract
"What did you do last night?"
"Dirty reverse donkey sock"
"nice nice"
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When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!
My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.
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Something that daddy sticks up my ass.
Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
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a word used to describe a man stealing slut
sarah: im sorry to hear about those fish fillet sock puppets hailey and kylah i cant believe they stole your boyfriend from you like that
natalia: thank you they are such fish fillet sock puppets
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A modified pink sock in which the perpitrator puts sap or resin from a tree on his or her penis and then proceeds to put aforementioned penis into the "sockee's" butthole and pulls out, resulting in said "sap covered pink sock".
"No matter how many times I put my penis in his ass, and no matter what I cover it in, it still wont Pink sock."
"Have you tried pine tar, its great as long as he does not mind a Sap Covered Pink Sock."
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Sex with a woman who has a real clowns pocket, or a wizards sleeve
Bloke 1: Did you manage a root outta julie last night.
Bloke 2: Yeah, but it was like throwing a sock down a corridor.
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This means for the person that asked, you show them your pussy with your socks on in a missionary position.
John: Hey show me your socks 😁
Talia: Ok daddy *sends a picture of her pussy*
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