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The saying Joel says in the show Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix when he sees a red organ looking ball grow legs. (and no, its not a penis ball ;)
"Fuckidy fuck fuck, It grew legs!"
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
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Old man Chris, he's a turnt daddy stanky leg!
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Dealing with extreme frustration. It means you will want to do anything to escape the situation.
My BF's insistence on visiting his family for a month has me gnawing my own leg off.
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Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.
Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
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The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.
Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
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"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"
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