you-log

These days more and more people are using their mobile devices to log a wide variety of personal data. There are apps for logging one's daily food intake, apps for logging gym work-outs, apps for logging a baby's development, etc. All these personal logging apps need a name. I propose the word, 'you-log', because you log your own data.

Fabian: I have a bunch of cool apps that help me log everything from my diet, exercise, to how much gas I put in my car.

Beatrice: Fabian, you are a you-loggin' fool!

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Lame=You

The preferred verbal assault of a certain renowned philosophy professor at Columbia University in the City of New York.

Mr. Shay, I'm sorry your comments are out of order. LAME=YOU!

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Fuck You

it can mean " sex " or used when your angry at someone and cursing that person

Eg: John and James are having an argument about their results
John: James! you got so low for you maths. U suck like shit

James: FUCK YOU LA GET A LIFE U FUCKER

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Fuck you

When someone says that your memes are stupid, not funny, irrelevant etc.

Some random asshole: Your memes ain't finny.
Me: Fuck you... and your humour cause my memes are hilarious .

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Cheed you

A phrase used when people end their sentence with a name to make it sound like that person had sex with who they were talkin about.

Boy 1: "So you think Denzel Washington is ugly?
Girl: "No he's gorgeous! I think you meant Michael Moore."
Boy 2: "Cheed you!"

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Praying for you

An empty term used to express that you "care" but in reality, you don't and want attention/popularity

Instagram Post: I'm at a loss for words right now, I can't believe you're not here anymore.
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!

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You Fail

You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.

Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"

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