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When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
Alternative workout excuse. Day drinking instead of going to the gym.
I can’t meet you at the gym, we are at brunch, it’s wrist day.
On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
On March 10th you celebrate Cube Appreciation day, a day in which you celebrate knowing cube.
I'm excited for cube appreciation day!
When u go trick or treating they have to give u more then 2 candy's
Trick or treat today is national candy day wich means you have to give me alot of candy
National wiki day is celebrated on a Wednesday.This celebration lasts for the whole day. It is to respect Wiki and to celebrate and appreciate her presence. <33
“Happy National wiki day!”
“Do you celebrate wiki day?”
When your day has it's ups and downs. It semi-sucked, but it also semi-rocked.
"My long time girlfriend split with me today... But her best friend went down on me. It was a semi-day."