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On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
Anyone is allowed to be horny on April 18th without consequences
Man I’m so horny luckily it’s National Horny Day.
On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.
Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you
On this day you can be extremely horny with someone.
Hey bro, it's national horny day, let's go to my house tonight
Where you just shut up for once. It’s on every single day of October. Don’t be afraid to zip your lips for once! Step back into your comfort zone! Nows your time to shhhhhhh.
Becky:shhhh
Rex: k. I’ll stfu den. Since it national stfu day
Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy
Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!