A dirty kelvon is the when you and your significant other are having intercourse and you urinate into your partner, then giving oral sex to your partner.
Aye yo straight up I’m bout to dirty kelvon the bitch when she slide through tonight
Fucking a girl in the backseat of your car from the front seat of your car
Duder pulled a dirty cabbie on that milf he picked up at the bar last night!
So my girl wanted the reverse cabbie: she wanted to sit up front while I got her from the rear.
Giving her the dirty cabbie is much easier when the limo's divider is down more than an inch.
Cody(masculine): DUDE this ellicottville single barrel whiskey has such great notes.
Steve(queer fem boy): I can’t believe you like dirty barrel water, ewww. (“Takes a sip of white claw”)
a person who has multiple men and children under there bed he licks and kisses men
The act of riding a (you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) while watching Rainbowdash and the power of friendship; by the way she's straight asf.
I wish I could have a dirty Nikole with my brony bf next week.
When giving Connor a fellatio and he his close to cumming in your mouth, vomit on his dick
Damn I got a dirty Staria last night at the motel.