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Aaron Douglas from Battlestar Galactica and The Lizzie Maguire movie
My wife was acting like a real bushel of dicks today.
Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.
I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.
-Lil Wayne
When you have a long distance boyfriend and you need a side dude to fulfill your dick needs. So you need a dude in your town.
Yo you need some home-grown dick!
disco dick is a german slang. It means that there are dicks in the disco.
person 1: Oh my do you see the boy!!
person 2: yeah he’s a total disco dick!!
A nigga with a big dick
The big dick saurus rex skull fucked Michael Angelo