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A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows
"Grabbed Jessica's head last night and gave her a face full of dick biscuit"
What one offers a woman for breakfast.
Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.
Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.
Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!
a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
did you just eat a chopped off dick
occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.
(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.
When you cough/choke/gag on nothing. You be there breathing and all of a sudden, you are coughing for no reason. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.
*Notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Are you choking on that Casper dick?"