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shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated

"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

by glasspumpkin January 23, 2024


sheeets ass

when sheet is ass

Bruce "Alberto when is Kounde getting an upgrade?"

Alberto "idk dawg"

Bruce "Sheeets ass"

by shhnickomode April 1, 2021


Leg Ass

(informal adjective)
-Derived from the idiom "pulling my leg", leg ass is an insult used to describe someone, or someone's life, as being a "joke"

(similar terms)
- Head Ass

"Look at that leg ass over there, he's so stupid"

"Man, you just a leg ass"

by M.W. Dict November 16, 2022


Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.

Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.

by Bob_Dole68 August 29, 2018


Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

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baboon ass red

To describe a swollen body part that is red.

Did you see Steve's nose, it was baboon ass red! So swollen from Rick punching him in the nose!

by Bill&bob April 26, 2022


Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019