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(Oct 29), a day where all boyfriends can be as clingy as they wish with no repercussions, or complaints from their girlfriend.
Jake: “Yo bro, I’ve been having a helluva day!”
Luke: “Why bro?”
Jake: “It’s national clingy day!”
a day where owain farmar is sus !! you can eat bunda for lunch
“i’m not sus okayyy” said owain farmar
“but it’s national bunda day...”
It’s National Don’t Insult your boyfriend day!
13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.
Shorties. Haha I am tall.
Bully your shortest friend day!
The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life
Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”
Internatianal day is the internatinol day of anal sex. This day takes place on 5th of April every yeat
-Hey babe can we do some anal today?
-Why?
-Well its internatianal day
April 22 is the day when couples send nudes to their partner out of passion and love for one another
Happy couple nudes day on april 22